On Some Mo' Ish Right Now

I have been abducted by a UFO.

Once I find the money I will be back shortly.

"You let go, and I'll let go too..."

Almost everyone can identify with this saying.

If not, I'm sure you at least know someone who can.

It speaks of a relationship situation where, no matter how much mental, emotional and physical damage is taking place, it could never compare to the pain that would come from the relationship being officially over, permanent heartbreak declared.

A feeling which, in your heart, you've come too far and gone through entirely too much to simply give up and walk away. Deep inside you accept the fact that you're along for the entire ride.

All the way to the end, regardless of whatever The End brings.

You want this person with all your heart. No matter how painful the obvious has become, each and every single time the bell rings you answer the call.

Standing there, ready to go.

You've tried to be with someone else, but they simply will not do.

People often ask what kind of hold does (insert name) have on you, where you continue to love that fool with everything - your heart, mind, body and soul.

It's kinda sick, arriving at the point where people wonder if you are under a spell. They insist that someone had to have placed something in your food.

Some blood, urine, something.

The truth of the matter is - you are madly in love. And well, sometimes love is sick. Although the relationship has begun to take its toll, you refuse to throw in the towel. Sadly, you've now accepted pain as pleasure. The only way for you to truly let go of this person would be if they let go too.

What's your Relationship Philosophy?

1) love will conquer, if you just believe.

2) no pain, no gain.

3) love will always leave you lonely.

4) aint nothing going on but the rent.

5) other: (name other)

I Put On For My Haters

“A blogger once told me that you never know who your true blog homies are, until you have readership.
I mean, both get low hits so there is no strain on the bloggership.
If you have readers, or took their long-time readers, the blogger still needs you, so you will never know how they truly feel about your blog.
When you both get some readers, you’ll see.”

I don't know what it is, but I hope the first thing Barack Obama does after he enters office is address the haters. Not just his haters, but all haters. Period.

Especially blog haters.

I mean, seriously, the ish has gotten out of hand.

I understand how life is. I understand how life can be. But you have to be a straight up lame to go around the blog-o-sphere hating on blogs.

Blogs.

Nowadays, when someone disagrees with someone else, it's considered as hating. I beg to differ. I prefer to call it a simple disagreement. Nor is it hating whenever a person dislikes another person, place, or thing. And it's certainly not hating to see people give their opinions.

All of the above are understandable.

Let me tell you what hating is: it's when you read your site meter stats and see where the same people who constantly criticize your blog post are sitting there reading the same blog post which they openly criticized. And I don't mean a single blog post, I'm speaking of multiple page views.

I can respect anyone who doesn't like something for whatever reasons. By all means...talk ish, criticize, vent, whatever it takes get it out your system. But what good does it do when you continue to visit my blog? That don't sound like Hate. That sounds like you're obsessed.

I imagine you didn't want your following to know that you talk that ish only to sneak over here and speed-read. My bad. Just tell 'em I'm lying and over here fabricating ish.

I take it as a compliment cause it appears what you are really saying is - how can I be down or how come I couldn't be down.

I understand human nature. I understand my people. I understand the hateful nature which exists. Sometimes to the point where my blog haters have joined forces with one sole purpose - to hate on my blog.

And that's some sick ish.

It's funny though, cause those same blog haters were once hating on each other. Think about it for a second - the same bloggers who once hated on each other, have now joined forces to hate on me.

Damn, that's deep.

They say:
1) Don preys on and sleeps with married women
2) Watch out for Don
3) He doesn't write anything but that 'nigga ish.'
4) He's not who he appears to be
5) I think he might be gay
6) (They want) My comments
7) His blog readers have an inferiority complex
8) All he talks about is sex, sex, sex.
9) Why he didn't call on God when...
10) Stop trying to sleep with blog women

I say:
1) Single or married, if you flirt with me and give the impression that it's all good, then yes i am trying to get to your city or 1/2 way there.
2) You're right, watch out for me.
3) *scratches head*
4) I am many different things to many different people.
5) C'mon now...
6) Oh, they want my comments.
7) Willie Lynch issues, I understand.
8) Yep. And guess what? (click here)
9) I ask myself the same question.
10) Why?

I swear to God, I'm not making this up. A certain clique blogger and a few clones, who once lived on my blog, had the audacity to write blog post speaking up on me. Why? Cause I once took your readers and forced you to close shop? Is that it?

Of course it is.

Listen, I have love for all my blog readers and if I awoke one day to find that I only had five or six readers then guess what? Minus the Bars will be the best blog with five or six readers. I won't click onto another blog and see where they have my old readers and start hating on that particular blog. That's what haters do.

I'm a player. A player doesn't spite, a player will try his best to get like.

Some of the same bloggers, (both male and female) who emailed me and told me they were digging my blog, now all of a sudden, I’ve become this nightmare they're having. Why? Cause I stop coming to your blog or took your blog link down?

As for the male bloggers taking shots at me; I'm a man to another man.

If you are a blog hater, then by all means do you. But you look real foolish hating on a particular blog yet still read the site like you hooked on that ish.

“You and I once stepped through the blog hood, like identical twins.
But it just so happened, that my blog became what’s happening.
You showed your true colors, the moment you started yapping.
That didn’t stop Minus the Bars from still getting action.
Fake blog love, fake blog hugs, fake blog women, fake blog thugs.
Not about shallow ish, so raise up. I’m bout this ink pen, dawg. Y’all haters stay up”

Ludacris - Southern Fried Intro/Blow It Out

Off Top, Ten Likes and Dislikes about Haters

Likes

• my post tomorrow to address my blog haters
• aint no money in hating
• my song dedication to all haters
• how you watch my every move
• the fact that i am important to you
• doing something they want to do, but cannot
• your time running out
• motivation
• the fact that i possess your soul
• i need people like you

Dislikes

• just in the motherf*cking way
• haters pray on my downfall
• your hating causes me to hate
• jealousy
• two-faced, liable to snitch on me
• bitter and scorned people
• the fact that you hoped i wouldn't notice
• hate giving props
• have the nerves to act stuck up
• you need people like me

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?

I don't know much about politics, I doubt if I ever will.

Besides knowing the fundamental differences between Democrats and Republicans, I group all politicians under one small category - people who only come around when they want votes. Then, once we've voted them into office, the only time we see or hear from them again is during their campaign for re-election.

For the most part, politicians are liars; they do not tell the truth.

Different politicians promise different things which you and I both know are hardly delivered. If, by chance, agreements are kept and conditions improved - there will always be a politician to come along within the next four maybe eight years to rearrange the menu, to his or her parties' liking.

Regardless of whether we like it or not.

A paradox which makes politics appear to be this One Big Game, one which makes you wonder if it's really all about the betterment of America. And not propaganda simply meant to serve underlying agenda.

If it truly were about overall improvement, The Hatfields & McCoys (re: dems and repubs), they would cease to exist. There'd be one person equipped with one soul purpose - to act as public voice of counsel, a team elected to act solely as the voice of the people.

All people.

In other words, the political menu would consist of items which catered to each and every one of us. And everyone could enjoy their meal. In my opinion, this is the growing appetite of America which needs to be fed.

Until then ... pass the hot sauce.